"Relationships are a lot like algebra..."
Printed inside: "Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? Happy Breakup!"
Breakups are one of the few situations where cookie dough stops being a treat and becomes a medical necessity.
We use insulation and ice packs to ensure your dough stays slightly chilled for the journey. So even if room temp upon arrival, just pop in the fridge and enjoy at your leisure! 🍪<br></br>Aside from federal holidays, we ship out on Tuesdays with a cutoff time of 12pm Pacific using your selected shipping method. An exception are orders that selected 1-day transit speed, which will go out Monday through Thursday until 12pm Pacific Time on Thursday.<br></br>
PS: if anything goes wrong on its journey to you, we have a 30-Day 100% happiness guarantee. Either you're super freaking happy, or we keep working at it until you are!
